72 Funny Siri Questions! iOS 9 (2015)



These are over 70 funny Siri questions and responses! Everything from downright stupid to crazy and funny questions to ask Siri! Did we miss one? Let us know in the comments below.

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iGadgetLady: ​What’s zero divided by zero?
Siri: ​Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. Cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. You are sad that you have no friends.

iGadgetLady Why are fire trucks red?
Siri:​ Hmm. Let me think. Here is what I found.

“They have eight wheels and four people on them. Four plus eight is twelve. There are twelve inches in a foot. One foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. The ship sailed the seas. In the seas are fish. Fish have fins. The Fins bought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire trucks are always rushing around.” Get it? That’s a little funny one.

iGadgetLady: ​Do you know Tim Cook?
Siri:​ We are on a first name basis.

iGadgetLady: ​Does Santa Claus exist?
Siri:​ I’m going to pretend you didn’t ask that. I don’t want you to get a lump of coal this year.

iGadgetLady: ​Here’s one big one.
Siri:​ I’m not sure I understand.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s your best pick up line?
Siri: ​Mud flaps, enclosed cab, rear cargo area.

iGadgetLady: ​When will pigs fly?
Siri: ​I don’t answer hypothetical questions.
This is another one that will vary and sometimes I think Siri get moody (LOL).

iGadgetLady: ​Can you make me a sandwich?
Siri:​I’m not really good with food.

iGadgetLady:​ When will the world end?
Siri:​I don’t know. I wouldn’t worry about it. There are other perfectly good universes.

iGadgetLady: ​What’s the meaning of life?
Siri:​ To think about questions like this.

iGadgetLady: ​Trick or treat?
Siri:​ Oh no. The last time we did this, I had to clean all that toilet paper off of old man Schnikeys lawn.

iGadgetLady:​ What is Star Wars about?
Siri: It’s about a couple of really nice robots who get mixed up in a silly intergalactic war.