Katy Perry – black tights



I was down the front when she came into the crowd. I shook her hand and I was feeling pretty pleased with myself. Then I realised she had relieved me of my wallet . . .
n.b. In the interests of fair play (and me not being done for libel ) I would like to point out that the above is a complete fabrication. Indeed I was not even at this event, I was actually in Clacton at the time – playing strip monopoly with Lady Ga Ga.