Parody of Billionaire – Plumber



I have to give mad props to my sis Soren Martin for starting me on all the parody stuff. I hope you like it 🙂

Lyrics:

I wanna be a plumber so fricking bad
unclogging toilets is so rad
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Plumbers magazine
holding my plunger and its sheen

(Chorus)
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see myself fixing pipes
A different household every time, oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when they see my underwear

Yeah I would have a show like Home Improvement
I would be the movement, everyday Spring cleaning
give the job a meaning
I’d probably pull a Billy Bob redneck
and help some people out of wreck
give away a few free pipe installments
and last but not least put on new faucets
its been a couple months since I’ve worked so
you can call me unemployed minus the uh-oh
get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where a tornado hit
and darn sure I’d do more then Mario and Luigi did
Keep me in your call list because I’m not stupid
everywhere I go Imma make people rabid

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see myself fixing pipes
A different household every time, oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when they see my underwear
oh oooh oh oooh for when they see my underwear
oh oooh oh oooh for when they see my underwear

I’ll be fixing toilets for the President
jealous by his delegates
then I’ll compliment him on his bathroom etiquette
toss in a faucet installment just for the heck of it
but keep the sewage, water and the heat all separate
and yeah I’ll be more famous than Madonna
we in recession but let me fix your water
I’ll probably take whatever stinks
so everybody that I love can have unclogged sinks
and not a single toilet around me would have any jinx
water good flowing peacefully
I know that Martin Luther had a dream
so pull out your wallet and let me clean
and when I’m done you’ll sing

I wanna be a plumber so fricking bad
unclogging toilets is so rad
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Plumbers magazine
holding my plunger with its sheen
[Chorus]

I wanna be a plumber so frickin bad!