Will Smith-Girls Aint Noting But Trouble Lyrics



Will Smith-Girls Aint Noting But Trouble
Lyrics:
Listen homeboys, don’t mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
Just last week when I was walking down the streetI observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meetI walked up to her I said, “Hello”She said you’re kind of cute I said, “Yes, I know”
But by the way, sweet heart what’s your nameShe said my friends like to call me exotic ElaineI said my name is ‘The Prince’ and she said, “Why”?I said, “Well I don’t know I’m just a hell of a guy”
But enough about me, yo let’s talk about you And all the wonderful things that you and I can doI popped some cash and in a little bit of timeI showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town I wined her and dined her She ask me, did I like her I said, “well, kinda”All of a sudden she jumped out her seat Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin’ all over me kissing and hugging So I shoved her away, I said, “You better stop buggin'”She got mad looked me dead in my face Threw her hands in the air and yelled out, “Rape!”
I got scared when she started to yell So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell was duckin’ through alleys right and left But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with aggravated assault(Yo Clancy, we got him)But it wasn’t my fault Nevertheless don’t mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell awayI was in a bar one Friday night Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
I was maxin’ and relaxin’ sippin’ on Tequila When this girl walked up she said, “Hi my name is Sheila”I responded by saying hello She paid for my drink and then said, “Let’s go”
Twenty minutes later things were starting to cook As we pulled up into her house I said, “I’m with you, toots”The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses She started winking and making little passes
At me, she pat me close that’s when she got bold She started feeling up my back I said, “Oh your hands are cold”We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek And that’s when I observed those satin bed sheetsI felt that it was time for me to make my moveI thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue A door slammed and a voice said, “Baby, where are you?”Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin And said, “Boy I’m a tear your butt limb from limb”
I was scared as hell, where I was supposed to go?I just yelled, “Geronimo!” and jumped out the windowJust my luck we were in a snow storm And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off I had to break in my place Because my keys were on, pants back on Sheila’s book caseI was done sneezing and coughingI hope this doesn’t happen to often
But nevertheless don’t mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the playJust remember my rhymes and get the hell away
Yo man, you think they see your point?(I don’t know, I don’t think they really do)I think you should give ’em another example(Awright give me a scratch let’s make it funky right here)
I got a ring on my phone May 5th last yearIt was my girlfriend Betty I said, “Hello dear”I was just about to call you I got a couple ticketsTo the Run DMC concert
I’m wit itIt’s six o’clock now at eight will you be ready?(Yeah)Aight fine, see you then Betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth Got funky fresh dressed in my La Cox Sport if Got to Betty’s at eight I was ready to jet Until Betty’s mom said, “Betty’s not ready yet”
I sat there for at least an hourIt was ten after nine before she got in the shower Nine-thirty-five, she comes downstairs And said, “I need a little longer to finish my hair”
At ten o’clock we had then missed the show She comes downstairs and says, “let’s go”Go where? Go to sleep, I’m goneI was steamin’ like a demon as I drove home
But it just goes to show Not trying to bust your bubble But girls of the world ain’t nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhymes Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away(Man, first your parents just don’t understand Then you having these crazy nightmares)
I know, why me man, why me?(What’s next)Now these girls man you know how it is Can’t live wit ’em can’t live wit’ out ’em